Total Medals Earned: 2,012 (From 306 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,785 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (140/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Get Etoh killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Unlock Parn
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/125 points)
Giving it one.
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
The coward lives to flee another day.
There IS time for loving.
Had a shootout.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Build a terrifying arsenal.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 16/19 (205/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Medals Earned: 13/21 (215/500 points)
When the cat is away, the mice will play.
You got the kid's knife.
You guide blind people.
You found a rotten finger.
You know your cables and wires.
You help children change their stories.
You discovered a way to the sewers.
You got a car key.
You got an other key.
You fed a rat.
You stole 30K from a Whale Guy.
You're a cold hearted killer.
I guess you're visually impaired.
You seem to have a heart for children.
Limbs and fingers are your thing.
You found the Roofer's treasure.
Clubber's dead, the kid's free and you got something to eat.
You're a goon now – or more precisely you were one.
You're a killer with a heart.
To kill or be killed – that is the question.